6.17.2008

Art of Spam Email

I am easily entertained my spam email titles... My comments are [in italics]

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[...what?]

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[...no seriously, it just ends there.]

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[they don't sound that confident or sure of what their product does.]

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[how nice of him, caring about all her dreams.]
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[...Look real closely at the scrambled name of the product. ME het GA wt DI dze K. Genius.]