The Upcoming Holiday Season

Dear James Focus-on-The-Family Dobson,

You recently released a list of Christmas-friendly stores, Christmas-Negligent stores, and Christmas-Offensive stores. What makes them offensive? They use "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas".

You told Christians to shop at only the Christmas-friendly stores to "stand for Christmas". Because, somehow, selective shopping will save it from trivialization and commercialization.

But, you know, this whole Christmas-friendly stores list might have some merit.... These are the "stores" I will be giving my patronage to this holiday season:

Happy Holidays.